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can't gonna do that

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
by von groovy July 19, 2024
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can't relate

Expression used to manifest strong surprise or disagreement. Articles are omitted.
A) Well, I'll definitely buy that shirt.
B) Can't relate!
by thetruelivia August 24, 2018
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Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.
Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic
by Captain OCD October 30, 2022
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Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.
Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
by Mike109999 February 2, 2022
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Can't never know

When one does or will not ever have an answer to the question being perposed.
by BS defines May 20, 2018
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How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.
Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?
by The True Manchild October 14, 2025
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