British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021

british

Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic

Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british

by reallyneedsalife May 13, 2021

British gonorrhea

The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.

Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.

by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 1, 2019

british

a type of people who doesn't have dentist's and can't live without tea and crumpets.

hay near the trolley and man was robbed by a British person for there tea.

by A offline gamer November 8, 2022

British

The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth

British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*

by Fishy1999thefish February 9, 2024

British Super Bowl

Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC

Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.

by The Guy76667 February 4, 2013

British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.

Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.

by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024