Brazilian phonk

fictional subgenre of phonk popularised by 9 year old wannabe sigma kids on youtube shorts.

Wait? What the hell is a funk carioca???? I thought it was called Brazilian phonk!

by THROWAWAY88888 February 13, 2026

Brazilian Drag Racing

Verb/Action. To be pulled from the legs while sitting; with your bare ass dragging across choppy asphalt. The winner is whoever can ensure the cheek grating the most!

Dude, my balls got caught while Brazilian drag racing!

by gv_86 February 14, 2026

Brazilian Capybara

A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.

She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.

by mr.sage July 21, 2025

Brazilian dick lift

The painfully but highly arouseing sex move were the man or dominant person will use a fork lift. They then will ram the fork on the fork lift into the less dominant person ass until there ass is bloody and torn.

Me and John will be doing the Brazilian dick lift

by John_lemon71 July 23, 2025

Brazilian Candycane

Following anal sex, one party swishes some mouthwash prior to performing fellatio for some minty fresh head.

I had tacos for lunch… You may wanna grab the mouthwash and Brazilian candycane that shit.

by whiskeyknees August 18, 2025

Brazilian blower

When a man blows vape vapor into a woman’s ass and she farts it onto his face

Tyler likes the Brazilian blower

by Unknown10273748283 September 29, 2025

Brazilian phone call

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.

A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”

by JayeKaye October 6, 2025