The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
Get the Turkey Blastmug. When a weeb makes a hole on whis waifu body pillow and puts his penis inside of the whole until he cums inside her and sleeps cuddled to it.
by TomatoCore305 March 3, 2020
Get the Waifu blastmug. The backward-blowing air from the propellers or jets of an aircraft that knock a parachutist sideways when he or she first exits the aircraft. The term is used in a prank sometimes played on new soldiers in army airborne units.
"Johnson, go over to the B Company supply room and tell them that you need to bring back a can of prop blast."
by The Tiger of Oakland October 18, 2018
Get the prop blastmug. by Buiks March 31, 2021
Get the Baja blastedmug. by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022
Get the Finger blastingmug. by Crimson cowboy May 14, 2021
Get the Baja blastmug. - "Feel like a morning chest blasting, bro?"
- "Yolo."
- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*
- "Yolo."
- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*
by PuddingSan September 18, 2013
Get the chest blastingmug.