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Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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Waifu blast

When a weeb makes a hole on whis waifu body pillow and puts his penis inside of the whole until he cums inside her and sleeps cuddled to it.
Why does he have that body pillow? So he can waifu blast it like the lame virgin he is.
by TomatoCore305 March 3, 2020
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prop blast

The backward-blowing air from the propellers or jets of an aircraft that knock a parachutist sideways when he or she first exits the aircraft. The term is used in a prank sometimes played on new soldiers in army airborne units.
"Johnson, go over to the B Company supply room and tell them that you need to bring back a can of prop blast."
by The Tiger of Oakland October 18, 2018
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Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them
lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck
by Buiks March 31, 2021
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Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.
I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.
by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022
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Baja blast

Bro 1: Yo did you hear what happened to Emily on vacation
Bro 2: Yeah she got Baja blasted
by Crimson cowboy May 14, 2021
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chest blasting

A vigorous pectoral workout performed by one or more brohemians.
- "Feel like a morning chest blasting, bro?"
- "Yolo."

- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*
by PuddingSan September 18, 2013
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