Binternet

when an internet connection does not cooperate with its user.

Lynn: "Why do you keep logging off of Skype? I miss your beautiful face!!"
Dan: "Don't blame me, baby, it's this stupid binternet."

by Horsecake August 27, 2009

Gender Bender

A gender bender is when a boy is a girl and a girl is a boy. In other words, they switch roles.

Like if you were to draw Spongebob as a girl and Sandy as a boy! It's a Gender Bender!

by sasukes1gurl October 9, 2007

blinders

traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.

i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!

they can stick their blinders up their ASS!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

bonder

An incorrect pronunciation/understanding of the word boner.
Pronounced: BONE-dur

Martin: Do you like boner?
Fritz: What the heck is a bonder?

by 9C1 July 23, 2007

Bender bending rodriguez

A name for a bender. Usually these "benders" bend girders. Once they find out what they are used for though, many goto suicide booths and have weird voices at the the beginning of life, but soon becomes normal by their 2nd or 3rd season.

Bender: Where the hell is a suicide booth at?

You: OMG A BENDER NUH UH OMG A BENDER CAN YOU BEND SOME GIRDERS PLZ!!!!!!! BENDER

by Minh February 5, 2005

Bioderm

A bioderm is a person, place or thing that lives within a sperm cell.

Dude that guy is such a player he is practically a bioderm.

by Augustus Gloops March 15, 2011

Binger

A combination of binge drinking and going on a bender. It's what you do to ease the pain after succumbing to a coworker and bitcoin shill, only to have it tank 75% shortly after you invest your money.

"hey bro, buy bitcoin it's down to $18k"
"naw bro"
"bro, buy bitcoin, it's down to $17k"
"i'm good"
"man, buy bitcoin, it's down to 16k"
"no thanks"
"holy shit, bitcoin is down to $15k! buy it!"
"no way"
"bitcoin is down to $14k... i'll be buying a fucking yacht when it recovers while you die an old, poor, lonely bastard!"
<buy bitcoin here>
<bitcoin crashes to $7k>
<go on a binger>

by 2fastse May 12, 2018