Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.
He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.
by DebTheCat April 28, 2025
Get the British Salad Dressingmug. by Blackballs303 December 25, 2023
Get the black british peoplemug. A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016
Get the British Fruit Piemug. British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.
by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019
Get the Britishmug. 
The act of sneezing into a woman's pussy flaps like a tissue and letting the snot run down her vagina
"Yo bro, this girl had some ginormous flaps so I did the British Bowclacker on them. It was amazing!"
by Gbyte May 2, 2022
Get the British Bowclackermug.