by balloonlover January 31, 2023
Get the balloon mug.Where a couple of any sexualities' get a piece of gum, and both ejaculate in it to where it forms a pouch of the couples seamen. After this the couple play a game of rock paper scissors and who ever loses in the game has to chew the gum for the rest of the day with no complaints.
Ex: (Jimmy) Man I've been having this salty taste in my mouth after losing to a game of "Water Balloon" with Jessica
by Nutbutter December 31, 2020
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by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017
Get the water balloon thing guy mug.Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023
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I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
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2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
by Useless Man June 14, 2023
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