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Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023
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Icecream Bagel

The most retarded person you've ever met, he is also a massive queer. Actual faggot, my guy
by LilDingaling March 13, 2024
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Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)
This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.
by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023
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Turkey Bagel

The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.
Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!
by Uncle Tickler July 24, 2021
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How Bout Them Bagels

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning
by Kdog September 26, 2024
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Bagel

Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid
Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel
by CloudKidJosh June 16, 2022
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Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
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