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al fresco sex

Having intercourse in the outdoors, usually the woods or a park at night. It's better when there's a good chance of getting caught.
Alexis and Brett were itching to have al fresco sex underneath the full moon on their anniversary.
by Leomajor88 December 16, 2010
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Newcastle Brown Ale

The drink of Gods and those who want a ilttle bit more 'bang for buck'! The only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temperature gauge. What more need I say? If it's not sold yet...the labels include 5 top class facts about the juice including reasons for the logo, reasons for the term 'bottle of dog' and other interesting trivia such as ideal comsumption temperature (works well in combination wiht the temperature gauge).
Drunk: Bottle of Newqui please
Bartender: That some sort of local drink?
Drunk: No i'm not from Newquay!! Bottle of dog? mothers milk? Brown Ale?
Bartender: Ah the drink of the Gods. One bottle o' brown coming up.
by jazzle April 19, 2005
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Al Gore Surprise

While walking on a beach, you find a sleeping person and poop on their chest. Once the heat from the sun has melted your feces, you wake them up and proceed to explain the dangers of global warming.
I was going to vote Republican, but after that Al Gore Surprise I'm not sure I can ignore the issue of global warming any longer.
by TSFTL February 15, 2010
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haqq al madonna

Used as an expression to show anger, usually when something bad happens, or in a fight OR when surprised. Literally translated it means "Fuck the Virgin Mary" and is used alot in the maltese language.
i) You're walking on Sliema front relaxx and you step in a pile of dog shit: "haqq al madonna min iz- zobb foxx il- liba ommu halla l kelb jahra hawn??" - "Fuck the Virgin Mary who the penis fuck his sperm mother let his dog shit here??"
ii) You see an old woman get hit by an angry Arriva driver: "Il haqq al madonna kif tajjarha!" - "Fuck the Virgin mary how he sent her flying!"
by Tikiiiii October 18, 2011
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Weird Al

When a girl with curly hair puts her hair inside her hand while jacking you off.
Get over here and give me a Weird Al, you curly headed ho
by Holden Tudix April 14, 2020
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Bashar al-Assad

The democratically elected president of Syria. He is not exactly evil monster dictator as US propaganda and western bullshit media (CNN, BBC) says.

Before Syrian civil war started, Syria was a peaceful country with happy citizens living in prosperity. What he did was to keep Syria away from western influence, and nationalize Syrian industries instead of giving them to western companies. Which pissed off USA and NATO imperialists, and they decided to ruin the shit out of Syria just like what they did to Iraq and Libya.
Bashar al-Assad is a good person.
by p0seidon November 30, 2019
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Al Green Records

Hey Johnny, do you know where i can score some Al Green records?
by ilovetits69 March 30, 2009
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