An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
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Tyler: Yo, Calum! Did you see rail I just switched up on?
Calum: Ya bro sick switchup, and you rode out that afterbang with mad steeze!
Calum: Ya bro sick switchup, and you rode out that afterbang with mad steeze!
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Get the After mug.A book about an abusive relationship that 12 year olds seem to love. Also written by Anna Todd, who doesn't care about the perfect cupcake she is hurting.
Directioners are enraged by this book, and its "movie deal."
We are completely okay with this book being on WattPad, but it being a book and a "movie"?! That is ridiculous! It is a book that 12 year olds read and is considered the 50 Shades of Grey of fanfiction. With Tessa, the main character, being in an abusive relationship with Harry "Hardin," this is making a cupcake angel look like a complete asshole!!
People who don't see how abusive and horrifying After is need to revaluate their lives because:
A) the book is not 'written well,' there are a lot of mistakes
B) the book is romanticizing an abusive relationship!
and C) Anna Todd is just in it for the money, If she really cares about One Direction and was a fan she wouldn't be hurting them like this with After!
Not to mention people are wanting a relationship like Hessa (Harry and Tessa) and that not even a thing ANYONE needs to say!
Directioners are enraged by this book, and its "movie deal."
We are completely okay with this book being on WattPad, but it being a book and a "movie"?! That is ridiculous! It is a book that 12 year olds read and is considered the 50 Shades of Grey of fanfiction. With Tessa, the main character, being in an abusive relationship with Harry "Hardin," this is making a cupcake angel look like a complete asshole!!
People who don't see how abusive and horrifying After is need to revaluate their lives because:
A) the book is not 'written well,' there are a lot of mistakes
B) the book is romanticizing an abusive relationship!
and C) Anna Todd is just in it for the money, If she really cares about One Direction and was a fan she wouldn't be hurting them like this with After!
Not to mention people are wanting a relationship like Hessa (Harry and Tessa) and that not even a thing ANYONE needs to say!
1D fan: After by Anna Todd is a book about an abusive relationship that 12 year olds love for some reason!
After Stan: No its not its about love and changing for someone!!!11
1D Fan: No, it's a book glorifying abusive relationships.
After Stan: HARDIN AND TESSA ARE IN LOVE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
1D Fan: YES IM JEALOUS OF A 25 YEAR OLD WOMAN WRITING HER FANTASIES WITH HARRY AND IS MAKING MONEY BY PUTTING HARRY AS THE ABUSER IN A RELATIONSHIP WHEN HE IS IN FACT THE MOST HARMLESS HUMAN BEING EVER! Yes I'm totally jealous.
After Stan: SEE I KNEW I WOULD GET YOU TO SAY IT #HESSA4EVER
After Stan: No its not its about love and changing for someone!!!11
1D Fan: No, it's a book glorifying abusive relationships.
After Stan: HARDIN AND TESSA ARE IN LOVE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
1D Fan: YES IM JEALOUS OF A 25 YEAR OLD WOMAN WRITING HER FANTASIES WITH HARRY AND IS MAKING MONEY BY PUTTING HARRY AS THE ABUSER IN A RELATIONSHIP WHEN HE IS IN FACT THE MOST HARMLESS HUMAN BEING EVER! Yes I'm totally jealous.
After Stan: SEE I KNEW I WOULD GET YOU TO SAY IT #HESSA4EVER
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