Adam fell down the ladder twice and I saw it. I was a cat from the distance. He lured me with food near his tires but then he ran me over. He gave me money and then a second later he takes it back. Turkey is not my favorite food but chicken is.
by Sorre Dzieci May 03, 2019
An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.
by massivepenisman October 11, 2020
Person 1:Damn did you hear about Jill and Rob? He got her pregnant Person 2:He pulled a Jermey Adams
by Wildbill3764 January 10, 2018
the most delicious of emo men out there bro. he has so many kitties and birdies and fishies and doggies and his mom is really pretty. and he is the best straight white male ive ever met in my life bro i love my boyfriend he always helps me with my problems and hes my little meow meow raaaaaah
by iloveadamwilliama November 03, 2022
someone: have you meant Adam Hasanovic he makes you fucking chill even if he pushes you in a bush
you: fuck ethan
you: fuck ethan
by Arabic bitch March 05, 2019
A short, red man who will "Kiddo" you to the next marching season. You mess up in front of him, you do better and go to jail.
Clarinet: Yo' you're on the wrong dot.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.
by Mini Swol March 14, 2019
leaves his friends on read and also does not play imessage games with them because he leaves them on read and he also throws his phone into hyperspace so he is never available
by personally hurt by j homsi September 25, 2020