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ropes of jizz

human male ejaculate shot forcefully and repeatedly such that the airborne liquid appears to be somewhat solid, as in thin ropes.
Dude, Mary jerked me off so thoroughly last night that I shot several hot ropes of jizz onto her face and neck. sperm cum ejaculate blow seed dicksnot
by Richard Mucus May 5, 2015
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air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.
I jerked it so much I had an air jizz
by Small dick chase April 23, 2020
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jizz jazz

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz
by the tonk god July 29, 2021
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jizz gaymz

NOUN

Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.
by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012
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Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.
"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."
by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019
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sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"
Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!
by definition_master November 6, 2009
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Flubber Jizz

This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.
Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.
by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012
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