Jeff

A seance of divorced dads getting together and having a beer.
Hey, you wanna go meet up at the Jeff this weekend?
by Hdiwbdudnsjwjsh March 26, 2024
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A pedophile who creeps on little girls and looks down there shirts
by emmalynn1234 January 24, 2019
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The best meme:
Unique and original, funny as hell but most importantly, it makes delusional edgelords butthurt
Meme-elitist cunt: My nama jeff is normie and overused REEEEE HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG UPVOTE ME ON IFUNNY FOR A FREE IPHONE REEEE *dabs unironically*
Intellectual, whomst was granted with a fine taste in memes: Me nam jef
Meme-elitist cunt: *triggered*
by Niggerniggerniggerfaggot May 10, 2018
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Turning your back on humanity, siding with the small insect-like alien cybernetic lifeforms that encapsulate your body to form the mecha
Did you see how long it took the military to take that last mecha out?
Ya bro, the tide is turning
I can't believe how many people jeffed today!
Ya, bro
I mean, we are probably all going to die but, wtf?!?
Honestly . . . I was thinking about jeffing too
No! Not you too
Well ya, I think they made a good point
Bro . . . but . . . I mean, you're not wrong
Wait! Does this mean, we are going to jeff together?
I mean, the family is gone, the job, pfft . . . my dog
That broke you
Ya
Ya
Let's do it
Let's jeff this whole planet
by killsamurai August 18, 2024
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He’s d1ck is so big 🥵🤤

By Samuel
-Samuel: I love ur d1ck ZADDY
-Jeff: shut rip and suck it
by Samuel R Bernal November 21, 2021
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A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.
by JeffsAccount June 10, 2019
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