riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 15, 2020

Dolphin

A golfer with a handicap of over 18

He shot 47 points but plays off 26, the dolphin

by Dolffin May 16, 2021

Joe Dolphin

That one amazing hockey player, usually #71, who gets his name called every game by "Papa Dolphin"

You look like Joe Dolphin playing out there!

by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

dolphin telepathy

Dolphin telepathy is when the water mammal, dolphin, has the power of telepathy and takes over organizations to obtain the world supply of plankton.

Don the dolphin used dolphin telepathy to steal all the plankton

by Unicorn Warlock May 20, 2015

a salty dolphin

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises

That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks

by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.

We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.

by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010