Dolphin

The only sea creature anyone likes

You:hey bro do you like dolphins?

Them: yeaaaaaaa maaaahhhhnnn

by QueenKangaroo July 19, 2019

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021

jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

Dolphin

A relatively hairless, masculine, non-heterosexual male

The Dolphin went to the gym to check the guys out, and everybody saw that he was hairless.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger April 6, 2019

dolphin dandruff

When the pussy skin is dry and chafing, leaving behind dead skin that smells fishy.

My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro

Me:good shit fam.

My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.

Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable

by Oldbob cheese dick December 3, 2021

Dolphin

A golfer with a handicap of over 18

He shot 47 points but plays off 26, the dolphin

by Dolffin May 16, 2021

Joe Dolphin

That one amazing hockey player, usually #71, who gets his name called every game by "Papa Dolphin"

You look like Joe Dolphin playing out there!

by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021