Cupcake

Code word for,
"I want to meet up with a 13 year old, even though I'm 30, since I've been explicitly texting her all this time."
OR
"I went to get a 13 year old."

EDP: "I was uh, actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home."

by LeonGotHUGE!Balls April 25, 2021

Cupcake

Cute, fluffy, cheerful... like a cupcake

“Hey bro how’s your girl?”
She’s good, being a cupcake

by Dr. Realtalk March 21, 2019

Cupcake

Suck it up cupcake

A type of wine named Cupcake

by Grefties May 12, 2019

cupcakes

do u actually not know what cupcakes r??? its food. duh.

"im hungry"
*sees cupcakes
"ok, those cupcakes r mine"

by y_tho_hi_wut December 2, 2018

Cupcake

To move footlessly into a room with intent to harm.

"Die snake, you shall not cupcake into my bed to kill me ever again!"

"After coming to life and deciding it was kill or be killed, the radioactive tasty treat cupcaked into the room, paring knife held loosely in it's buttercream, ready to attack."

by slee June 4, 2013

cupcakes

an endearing description of a small butt

I think big cake (ass) is over rated i much prefer cupcakes.

by Φίλο March 23, 2021

cupcake

complete fucking sket, hope it dies, kermit neck rope, wish she died in 9/11 or one of the wars. calls me a rat like she can the little dog, roblox bash and probably about 3 years old. she’s probably pregnant to about 59 different people. wouldn’t recommend staying on roblox with her if you come across her. james charles would probs shag her but i mean thats him...

cupcake is a rhino, a dog, smells like beef and for all i care can choke on a fat shlong x

by wankingiscool.org June 19, 2019