by jaxysonoon March 22, 2020
Get the Simp (Simp)mug. chad 1: you know what my favorite song is?
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!
chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!
chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp
by gingiplier February 20, 2020
Get the simpmug. a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.
the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 6, 2021
Get the simpmug. It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
by chill#7187 July 6, 2020
Get the simpmug. by Just Shut up. September 3, 2003
Get the Simpemug. Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.
“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”
by sirnigga February 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug.