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jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body
damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn
by jizz creamery April 19, 2022
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Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities
by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020
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jizz latte

When you cum in a girl and you keep fucking her and you beat your jizz to a foamy frothy mess
I left your mom with a hot jizz latte this morning
by gjac March 11, 2015
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Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner
"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"
by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022
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jizz jazz

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz
by the tonk god July 29, 2021
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Ghost Jizz

When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.
"Do you want to eat me out"
"No, there is ghost jizz in there."
by The MC Mc June 17, 2017
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Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.
"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."
by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019
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