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YouTube Shorts

YouTube Shorts are a type of content introduced around 2019 in order to concurrence Tiktok. The principle of Shorts are to post videos that last less than 60 seconds. Generally, YouTube Shorts seem to perform better than traditional videos. The only problem is that YouTube Shorts doesn't have an algorithm, meaning that scams and fake news videos can be recommended to you. Hopefully, YouTube introduces patches to regulate Shorts.
Person 1: Today, I'll publish a Short on YouTube Shorts.
The next day...
Person 1: Oh my god! I got a million views on my short!
Person 2: Why are my Shorts better than my long videos?
YouTube Shorts by SlammerGaming0 October 13, 2023

YouTube Person 

1. A person commenting or responding to a video like they have a long history of video editing and video technology systems.

2. A person who comments on a video with nothing more than one or two words that give no praise, criticism or any useful information.

3. A person who comments on new videos with 'First!" without actually being first, or getting lucky and getting the first comment.

4. People who have arguments over comments or video responses. These arguments usually amount to nothing.
1. "this video is completely fake!!!1 you can see the matte lines and the resolutions between them don't match!!"

"Ugh, not another YouTube Person"

2. "What shit!" or "Lame" or "Cool" or "Awesome." says the YouTube Person.
YouTube Person by Praxiteles July 22, 2009

Youtube Parrot 

A person who watches Youtube videos all day long, to only start quoting the lines they hear from the videos. These can be quotes are usually from comedic movie or game reviews and this person would take it seriously. The person would then use what they heard in jokes, arguments, or just wanting to say it. The repeats can continue for weeks after watching the video which can be due to the person watching the same video over and over again.

If one were to hang out with this person be prepare to start hearing a constant line of quotes the one might not even care about.
Youtube Parrot - {Insert quote from video here}

Cool Guy - Anyway I got free tickets to the stadium next week

YT Parrot - that's cool {Insert quote from video here - but interrupted}

Cool Guy - Listen I don't care what time do we meet up?

YT Parrot - I don't know you pick {Insert quote from video here}

Cool Guy - *sigh* Why do I hang out with you?

YT Parrot - meh, GOD how FFXIV sucks! I rather {Insert quote from FFXIV comedy review video here}

Cool Guy - Did you ever play it?

YT Parrot - No

Cool Guy - Then Shut Up
Youtube Parrot by The Cool Guy 8) October 14, 2011

Youtube Comment Homeostasis  

(n)The tendency for youtube users to either thumbs up or thumbs down a comment that has already been rated in order to bring the said comment's rating to (or closer to) the neutral 0 mark.
Youtube Teeny Bopper: HAI GUISE LOOK @ DIS

douchemaster69 (1 minute ago) -1
THIS SONG IZ RLY GHEY

Youtube Teeny Bopper: O NOES I GOTS TEH Youtube Comment Homeostasis I BETR THUMS UP DIS GI SOH HIZ RATN IZ "0" !!!1!ONE!

Youtube Whoring 

Youtube Whoring is the definition of making yourself into an E-slut on Youtube for the purpose of money. Youtube Whoring brings down the quality of many things from video games, to hobbies, and other stuff. Youtube Whoring is basically a virus. When one person gets major dough off of it, many people will get infected with it and soon follow.

They may do Youtube Whoring for money, for attention, to be a "celebrity" or in rare cases, recruit people to join their cult.

You can tell if someone is Youtube Whoring if they have a Youtube partnership, always beg for likes/comments/subscription, if they get money with little to no effort, and if Youtube gets a lot of money off them as well.

People who are notable for Youtube whoring: Pewdiepie, Tobuscus, Pewdiepie, Fred, Pewdiepie, Black Jesus, Pewdiepie, Any big name LPer, Pewdiepie, Many big name bloggers, Pewdiepie,
"Hey dad have you seen the latest Pewdiepie video?"

"No James, I didn't because I know he loves to do a lot of Youtube Whoring up on this joint."

"But Pewdie ain't no Youtube Whore-"

"You are no longer my son James!"

YouTube Poop 

randomly remixed cartoons. Mostly using clips from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, though people have used other various cartoons such as Cow and Chicken, Duck Tales, Rocko's Modern Life, Darkwing Duck, Whatever Happened to Robot Jones? and MANY others .
A couple of the common running gags are "And who are you supposed to be" and "Mama Luigi". "Tree" is another common joke.
"darkwiiing... Yak"
"Now I know how a MEATBALL feels!"
"And who are YOU supposed to be?"

examples of quotes in YouTube Poop

YouTube Poop by unknownyoutuber February 4, 2007