It's not you it's me

Complete bullshit

Person 1: I'm so so sorry but I can't have a relationship right now. It's not you it's me
Person 2: that's total bullshit. Just break up with me in an honest way and don't lie

by lewis stylinson September 24, 2015

Duck you

When autocorrect decides to mess with you so it changes fuck to duck

"Duck you autocorrect"

by Hobi's bitch August 26, 2020

Love You

When you can't say I love you because you get all weird on the inside.

"Love You Cherry."

by Ellika April 10, 2019

fack a you

something said commonly by asian immigrants that have recently arrived in america and are easily angered.

bob:*cuts off mr. chan"
mr chan: "fack a you!!!!!"

by wawowewa December 31, 2010

fluff you

Basically telling some one to fuck off

Shane: u suck

Me: fluff you!

by sairaj May 13, 2014

You up?

Invitation for a booty call or sexting. Usually received as a text message.

Billy, in a text: Hey. You up?
Sandy, in a text: Yes.
Billy, in a text: Wanna come over?

by pnwtease June 4, 2014

you are the father

A sentence that can be heard on the mind-numbing Maury Povich show, which is a show that I watch every day after school but won't admit it.
This sentence is used usually after some ugly black woman is crying because she slept around with 15 guys and got pregnant and now she doesn't know her baby's father is.

LaShoniqua: Ah am 125% sure he is mah baby's daddy. (Sobs moronically)
Maury: Why do you think he refuses to admit he's the father?
LaShoniqua: (Eyes suddenly bug out, angry) Because he do wanna be ah man, he don'wan' da reszponzibility!
He needs to step up and be a man, and take care of his child!!
Drey: I think LaShoniqua is a hoe. She sleep wit everyone.
Maury: When it comes to 4-month-old Naziqua, you are the father.
LaShoniqua: (Leaps up from chair, begins barking into Drey's face as he walks off stage, PO'd.

by WhoWEF May 13, 2005