Wannabe Hobo

A person who wants to become a hobo.
A person who impersonates hobos by dressing raggedy and makes a sign of their own, and also claim homes on mattresses.
A wannabe hobo will usually wave at people.

"I wannabe a hobo."
"This mattress is my new home."
"I'm a wannabe hobo! I wave at people!"

by Relness September 11, 2008

wanna be jewish

What you say to someone when you want to get really high.

Hey Ryan, wanna be jewish tonight and really get baked?

by doogiesanders September 23, 2011

Wannabe American

A WaAbo is a non-USA male who watches and is a fan of USA cartoons, has a comic book, and any famous Trash-tuber merch and is obsessed with USA. A WaAbo is always talking about how manly or "patriotic" his favourite characters are and claiming one of them to be his "superhero". He occasionally uses crappy politicized USA memes and offensive terms instead of English equivalents, such as "Build the Wall" instead of "forbid the invasion by illegal aliens" and "n. hard letter" instead of "healthy and law abiding Afro-american male ". Some of them also use American honorifics, for example when they attach the "Sir" or "M`am" honorific to the names of people or characters they like or find syperheroic, or when they use the "KKona" emote to show they respect someone. WaAbos call non-WaAbo haters of western culture and civilization. WaAbo are highly dangerous and will try to destroy any other culture on Earth. They know they're disliked by many people but they don't give a fuck because they know they're self-righteous crusaders of the Western culture to the uncivilized barbarians of the Earth.

In Twitch, WaAbo will make heavy use of emotes such as KKona, Comebruh, TriHard, Pepe, and any other WaAbo emote offered by a subscription to the channel they're watching.

Some examples of WaAbo cartoons: Superman, Batman, Simpsons, Family guy.
*Proceed at your own risk. WaAbo cartoons is known to increase body fat and decrease intelligence..

Wannabe American is a modern plague. Please we need to stop both Weebs and WaAbos alike.

by MadHamster September 2, 2018

wanna-be whore

Someone that claims to have fucked people but in fact can't get any.

"That Becky is a real wanna-be whore!"

by that guy2 January 21, 2009

Wanaque

A hick, working class, valley town lodged between Pompton Lakes and Ringwood, which also happen to be, unbelievably, just as lame. Wanaque is known for a vast amount of "pizza" (well they call it pizza) places and liquor stores as these are clearly the only things in life you could ever dream of needing. It is also home to a SUPER Stop and Shop which totally makes the Ringwood Stop and Shop look like America's bum hole, and an enormous reservoir that the locals enjoy casual swims in (Newark, I would not drink your tap water, as this is it's source). Chances are, if you searched urban dictionary for this, you're probably from there, and if that's the case, I'm sorry, I'm really, really, sorry.

" 'You're from where?', 'I'm from WANAQUE...', 'Wana-what?...', 'wan-a-que'"

" 'So I drove past Wanaque last night...', 'Wana-where?..'"

by aslkjd March 20, 2008

nice shoes...wanna fuck

Really awsome Ed Gein song.

Nice shoes...wanna fuck? Lyrics: Carve another notch in your bedpost, whore. Lay back and tally up the score. Count the number of hearts you've ripped from chests. Then put your pretty eyes to rest. They've had a long day of looking for love in all the wrong places. Putting too much stock in pretty faces. When will you learn there is a difference between lust and love?

by HannahxCore July 16, 2006

wannabemo

a wannabe emo person who isnt emo.

that girl is so wannabemo!

by vanessa r. February 16, 2004