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Wanaque

A hick, working class, valley town lodged between Pompton Lakes and Ringwood, which also happen to be, unbelievably, just as lame. Wanaque is known for a vast amount of "pizza" (well they call it pizza) places and liquor stores as these are clearly the only things in life you could ever dream of needing. It is also home to a SUPER Stop and Shop which totally makes the Ringwood Stop and Shop look like America's bum hole, and an enormous reservoir that the locals enjoy casual swims in (Newark, I would not drink your tap water, as this is it's source). Chances are, if you searched urban dictionary for this, you're probably from there, and if that's the case, I'm sorry, I'm really, really, sorry.

" 'You're from where?', 'I'm from WANAQUE...', 'Wana-what?...', 'wan-a-que'"

" 'So I drove past Wanaque last night...', 'Wana-where?..'"

by aslkjd March 20, 2008