West Virginia Fix-It

Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.
Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.
by CLE ent November 21, 2018
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Virginia shot glass

A Virginia shot glass is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens vagina then proceed to drink the juice out of the vagina.
Dude last night i gave my girlfriend a Virginia shot glass and it tasted great.
by doom sargeant February 14, 2011
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Virginia Screenshot

When you're sitting down in the shower and puke on your own dick, the force of which causing you to simultaneously shit yourself.
"Hey, what'd you do last weekend?"

"Oh I was sick. I took a Virginia screenshot and the putrid smell of my own failures combined in the steamy air, as I watched the wretched pair mix and dive down the drain I could think only of my shortcomings. In that moment I was truly at my lowest, and I made a promise to myself and god that I would be a better man."

"Oh. I'm uh, sorry to hear that."

"Fret not. You mustn't take blame for my failures, but accept the lessons my tales yield"
by AECH.exe December 30, 2024
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West Virginia thugs

One of several groups of thugs in the Bone Thugs song Paper Paper that would actually be hard to find in real life, along with the New Mexico thugs, the Wyoming things, the Montana thugs, the North Dakota thugs, and the Maine thugs. It seems more like they looked at map for states that didn't go together before they made the song, though people can see the humor in that. It's hard enough to find a black person in Maine or Wyoming, so they must have a group like AA for thugs to let them know they are not the only thug in their state, a Thugs Anonymous group.
Bone thugs- Where my West Virginia thugs? Are there any of you in the house tonight?

Audience- We've been looking for them too, and so far we haven't found anyone that fit that description.
by The Original Agahnim May 29, 2021
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West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.
My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.
by Hamilbone January 01, 2023
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West Virginia Whistler

A sexual act in which a person inserts two fingers into their partner's anus, and the partner farts; thus creating a whistling sound.
Thomas really got his money's worth, when the hooker allowed him to perform a West Virginia Whistler on her.
by Kyndread71 February 21, 2023
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