What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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Virginia shot glass

A Virginia shot glass is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens vagina then proceed to drink the juice out of the vagina.
Dude last night i gave my girlfriend a Virginia shot glass and it tasted great.
by doom sargeant February 14, 2011
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West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.
My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.
by Hamilbone January 01, 2023
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West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”
Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.
by Gbach13 February 28, 2020
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West Virginia Whistler

A sexual act in which a person inserts two fingers into their partner's anus, and the partner farts; thus creating a whistling sound.
Thomas really got his money's worth, when the hooker allowed him to perform a West Virginia Whistler on her.
by Kyndread71 February 21, 2023
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