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vegan

Vegan: I dyed my hair green today
Non-vegan: So you’re vegan now?
by dzadddy December 8, 2020
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Vegan

An absoloute fuckwit who dehumanises other humans for taking the more natural nutritious diet.
by Nonsoyboy November 10, 2019
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Veganizer

She became a veganizer after learning about sexy vegan and the fruitfulness behind the religion of veganity
by LilyCollin'sTwin June 11, 2018
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Vegan

If you're a vegan and you make your pets vegan ... there is a special place in hell for you :)

Other than that, as long as you don't force your vegan opinions on to others, you're fine.
That hell spawn vegan fed their dog only vegetables.
by Not_a_Suspect April 20, 2021
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Vegan

Vegan is a word often used by a person who goes by the online name of "Blair".
It is often used as an insult towards another person.
blair: YOU FUCKING DONKEY LIPPED VEGAN TALBE CON ARTIST BITCH
dan: damn i felt that :(
by //Mr. Pumpkin Head\\ December 29, 2018
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vegan farm

After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017
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vegan pancakes

1. Something highly unstable, made to break, hopeless. Something held together merely by hopes and dreams.

2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.

b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.

c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.

2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!

b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
by whatsthatoverthere October 19, 2015
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