West Virginia Fix-It

Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.

Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.

by CLE ent November 20, 2018

Virginia vagina cabinet

When you tongue punch a pussy with an alabama pickleback aggressively. Then proceed to stick a dildo in a leaf blower and blast that hoe.

I just committed a Virginia vagina cabinet

by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025

Virginia Ham

When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass

I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham

by G8RADE September 12, 2021

Virginia country steak

When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.

My friend and I went to beach, when we got home I helped her make a virginia country steak.

by Ziggarot May 31, 2018

West Virginia Margarita

Blanco Tequila, Mountain Dew, and rim of pixie stix dust. Blended with an electric tooth brush.

I will have the finest Appalachian Libation. “The West Virginia Margarita”.

by Vitamin RRR July 23, 2024

West Virginia Mouse Trap

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.

My sister got caught in the West Virginia Mouse Trap

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

West Virginia hubcap

When one crack head blows crack smoke up another crack heads ass

That crack head just gave his best bud a West Virginia hubcap.

by Tert1156 November 28, 2022