Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019

Third-Party Vegan

An individual who eats herbivorous animals.

I prefer to think of myself as a Third-party vegan, meaning that I eat the things that eat the grass.

by That thingy with the words. August 26, 2019

vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.

Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!

by A proud Jew April 24, 2018

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

When you aren't a vegan

hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

by RiadBonerhead March 21, 2017

angry vegan

Usually a bus driver that only has barely any money and yells at innocent children. Usually ones named matt and Owen. She only eats vegetables but is yet still fat.

Awww. That bus driver is such an angry vegan

by Angry Vegan March 31, 2017

Vegan Barbecue

When a person sticks frozen peas in another's butthole..then sucks them out.

She gave me Vegan Barbecue and now I can't look her in the eye

by DaddyKnows April 27, 2017

Supportive Vegan

A newcomer vegan who supports those who don't understand what a real diet is and may fall flat later on in life, however by dedication they can become a full-time vegan.

I'm a supportive vegan.

by Goolierchain May 2, 2017