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Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!
by Big Daddy Hambone May 3, 2024
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groundhog tunnel

a tunnel groundhogs use to see if it's cold outside and/or see if it's still winter. it's also where british people eat stinky fish and chips before heading to the orthodontist
ex: "i cant make my hot sauce audition because i'm eating fish and chips in the groundhog tunnel"
by lc2401 September 8, 2010
mugGet the groundhog tunnelmug.

thumbal tunnel syndrome

a medical condition resulting in numbness and possible paralysis in the thumbs and wrists from excessive texting or Blackberry use.
Dude, I have thumbal tunnel syndrome from sexting with Sarah last night.
by Peeper1818 February 4, 2010
mugGet the thumbal tunnel syndromemug.

Tunnel Arm

The act of a man shoving his arm in his ladies anus, elbow deep. Upon pulling it out, one will create the illusion of a tunnel for an asshole.
Melvin: Hey Geoffrey what is the matter? Your arm looks at little sore...

Geoffrey: Yah its sore Melvin, I had a serious case of Tunnel Arm last night.
by A. Giacs September 9, 2018
mugGet the Tunnel Armmug.

Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019
mugGet the Wind tunnelmug.

Pennsylvania wind tunnel

When you cum in some ass while the fart and the cum shoots out of the asshole because of the fart
I had a one night stand last night, we Pennsylvania wind tunneled and now my sheets are ruined.
by Tunnel_lover March 27, 2025
mugGet the Pennsylvania wind tunnelmug.

in a tunnel

Drunk as fuck! Like to the point where you only care about yourself and how you are going to get more beer.
"Dude, Josh was definitely in a tunnel last night!"
"I know, he was so unbelievably wasted"

"Stop acting dumb, you're in a tunnel tonight"
"I am not i just want beer"
by welldamnthatsalowprice July 31, 2013
mugGet the in a tunnelmug.

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