Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristan

He is so annoying and he is like a Hangry Harry. he likes to eat little girls.

tristan

by meat' December 3, 2022

Tristan Mode

Tristan Mode is a term when someone's anger leads them to clowning on a family tragedy, along with heavy racism and bullying.

Charles - lelelelele bro has no women

Tristan - bro has a divorced family

Charles - You little bitch going Tristan Mode fuck you

by helloIamexisting December 8, 2022

Tristan

a man obsessed with My Singing Monsters

Did you see what Tristan was doing in class?
Yeah, he won't stop playing My Singing Monsters!

by i_tip_06 December 11, 2022

Tristan

The kid that buys me dab pens

Dude! Tristan is restocking!

by FUN_BOI December 13, 2022

tristerelimbula

the word to describe the feeling you get when you are sad and want to abandon everyone you know to start over

I had the worst case of tristerelimbula today. I'm seriously considering meeting
new people after today.

by lightbulbsurgeon December 20, 2022

Tristan

Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them

Bro you look like a Tristan

by WookieBookie December 24, 2022