Toilet paper

Its an ass-wipe
by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003
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Toilet Time

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.
"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."
by Pvt Duct Tape November 19, 2009
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Toilet Humper

A very dirty person or a slut.
Dude she is a toilet humper, she smells like a fish hatchery.
by MusicmanKB October 11, 2006
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toilet stuffer

Toilet stuffer, a somewhat derogatory term used to describe any spieces of small, annoying, loud, obnoxious dog, that when is in the process of being eliminated via the flush appliance, gets stuck. Colour of fur is not important, but compression resistance of curly hair would consequently qualify smaller dogs to this classification.
That barking, loud, little shitzu is about to become a toilet stuffer!
by Darryl Mabee December 27, 2005
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Toilet roll

Skitz see his man "Ay yo wagwan my toilet roll
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Toilet suppressor

A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.
"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".
by jobflobadobYob November 09, 2010
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Skibidi Toilet

A YouTube SFM series. The videos are about toilets with sentient heads called "skibidi toilets" (hence the name of the series) which speak by singing 'Brrr, skibidi dob dob dob, yes yes, skibidi dobidi neet neet'. It has become extremely popular, and the creator somehow has tens of millions of subscribers from it.

It's not actually funny in any way, shape or form though. Its whole humor is "oh, look, haha, toilet people". Its fanbase is full of 5th graders who have the urge to constantly say "Brrr skibidi dob dob dob" at recess to everyone around them. Me personally, I would rather shoot myself with a sawed off double-barrel shotgun than go near a Skibidi Toilet fanboy. (Don't shoot yourself with a sawed-off shotgun, it'll hurt.)
Skibidi Toilet fanboy: Brrr, skibidi dobidi dob yes yes, skibi dobidi neet neet, skibidi dobidi dob yes yes, skibidi dobidi neet neet

Me: *Runs away at 62 miles per hour, not looking back or stopping to catch a breath*
by Husinnnnn October 27, 2023
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