When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.
Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.
by blink1371_69 June 07, 2012
A loving, open mouthed kiss that involves toughing tounges which is about the best feeling in the world. It can have to do with sex, but its much better and a lot more loving and special if your in love
When my girlfriend french kisses me, i feel like im flying and i am so happy i could die, with my arms wrapped around her and her hands on my face
by Gotohellliv March 13, 2015
The act of farting into a partners butthole. Members usually stand back to back and openly exchange gases between eachothers anus.
"Hey Brian, do you want to come over to my house and whale kiss?"
Carter and James are eating a taco bell preparing for thier long night of whale kissing.
Carter and James are eating a taco bell preparing for thier long night of whale kissing.
by extreme sex bop-it April 12, 2010
by sas517 July 24, 2011
Colin Powell, anyone in the Corporate world, and that asshole on "Inside the Actor's Studio to name a few...
by Skeptic One July 24, 2003
A lizard kisser is a person who inserts their tounge in and out of your mouth during a make out session.
Girl1: So how was your first makeout?
Girl2: It was so nasty.
Girl1: Why?
Girl2:He gave me a lizard kiss.
Girl1:Ewww.
Girl2: It was so nasty.
Girl1: Why?
Girl2:He gave me a lizard kiss.
Girl1:Ewww.
by Treeana October 01, 2006
a french kiss.... down under!
man: hey baby wanna austrailian kiss?
woman: whats that?
man: when i give you a french kiss down under!
woman: whats that?
man: when i give you a french kiss down under!
by smackdat146 January 28, 2011