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Honorary Stoner

A person who like stoner things but does not smoke weed. One who chills with, talks like, acts like, and anything a stoner does but doen't smoke. Ressons can be because of differant things from not wanting to get busted to not being able to hold in smoke because of lung problems.
I am a 'Honorary stoner'.
by honorarystonerman October 4, 2010
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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins January 5, 2009
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synonyms: stoner

Somebody who enjoys smoking a lot of marijuana then eating and passing out.
George is such a stoner that he smoked four blunts, then went home, ate 3 packs of ramen and passed out on his couch.

Synonyms: stoner, pothead, junkie, junky, toker
by that-stoned-bitch December 1, 2013
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stoner stutter

the act of temporarily acquiring a stutter due to the effects of marijuana.
T-t-tuh-t... today. Wow, there's my stoner stutter again.
by whyworryxxx June 24, 2011
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Stoner dreams

Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.
Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?

Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.
by sesamechicken May 2, 2012
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Stoners Creek

A derivative of Stoney Creek, and with the majority of young population using drugs and acting dumb.
There's that kid, he's a stoner from Stoners Creek.
by fruitland February 20, 2009
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Cong Stoner

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.
John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?
by Caleo :P July 4, 2021
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