Post-dicting

The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.

Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.

by Maxxxjustinallen April 22, 2018

post-worthy

Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media

Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy

by Dilcheetos June 26, 2019

Musty Post

A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.

Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.

by Musty Post March 28, 2023

post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.

Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro

by notryan0rz August 15, 2018

Promiscuous Post

A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.

"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."

by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009

ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.

YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.

by RealYOU December 4, 2013