Patch Up

To put money together with someone to purchase something.

We’re going to “patch up” for the air bnb being that everyone wants their own room.

by DaddyDolo June 30, 2022

Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 30, 2022

Poogum Patch

A patch similar to a pumpkin patch, but instead you place your poogums.

Wanna go to the poogum patch? I just harvested some more poogums I'm planning on going.

by June 14, 2021

scroll patch

The part of your phone's touch screen (iPhone, Droid) where your finger oils form a patch from frequent scrolling.

Dude I have a nasty scroll patch on my iphone.

At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.

by Nick Muggets April 08, 2010

hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023

Snatch patch

The act of pussy blocking your female friends

Bitch I'm going to snatch patch you later... bitch. I swear you better pussy block me

by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016

Grass-patch

The action of patching freshly grinded weed on top of weed that has only been hit one or two times. One may use this method to refresh a bowl, bong, or any other piece, for the next in rotation.

"hey man, can you grass-patch that bowl for me? I wanna take a fresh hit of that purp"

by CIark Kennt May 15, 2018