Jesus seats

When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.

Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!

Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.

by It's that dude June 13, 2020

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

Seat Leon FR1

Limited Seat Leon sold with backets and powerfull engine from 175 HP to 230 HP

Did you see that Seat Leon FR1 it's just like a racecar

by fiiiuum November 23, 2021

Car Seat Bitch

A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.

Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”

Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist

Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap

by Bonkripper7666 April 11, 2021

Cheap seats

What do you call someone who says quiet in the cheap seats

Insulted being called the cheap seats

by anonymous January 1, 2022

seat

chair

i seat chair

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

Daddy Seat

daddy seat /dadē sēt/ (noun) : the abdominal fat that new fathers get around their mid section.

The protruding abdomen creates a seat for the baby's bottom so it is easy to hold the child with one hand allowing the other hand to be used for something else.

synonyms: big belly
antonyms: six-pack

My daddy seat makes it really easy to hold baby Jimmy while drinking my beer.

by jrgdc May 31, 2017