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Redneck Salvation

When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.
"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"

"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."
by Sundance December 4, 2015
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Redneck aspirin

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?
by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019
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Redneck Princess

Redneck Princess, She is Redneck when she is mad her whole face and neck turns red, but She is Pretty as and as intelligent as a Princess. She loves Jesus and is not afraid to show it. Since 1999.

She can run with the guys an keep up with them an is beautiful doing it. She owns her own truck and can work on it herself. She also drives her own Semi Truck, ikes the Truck Stops because she meets lots of different people.

Since 1999
Her Citizens Band Radio handel is Redneck Princess, she also uses it for her online accounts.
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redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.
*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"
by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019
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Redneck Bob

A crackhead from Dimmsdale, California. Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.
by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020
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Redneck Paintball

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball
My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.
by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020
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Redneck Tampon

The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.
Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!
by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020
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