phil the hot man

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c

Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.

by big fat man big fat July 6, 2018

Phil

The guy that never makes any sense.

The guy that tell awkward jokes and is just a penchod

Phil is a penchod

by RAHULPENCH November 23, 2021

Phil

The person who stole Todd.
That sneaky individual who snatched Todd right out from under everyone’s nose and is probably whistling innocently about it. A Phil doesn’t just take your stuff—he takes Todd and acts like it’s an upgrade.

“Where’s Todd?”
“Gone. A Phil must’ve rolled through.”

by arunura June 3, 2025

Phil McCrak

A man my mother is always yelling for every other night after my 9-year old ass goes to bed

my ass get to bed
mom- Phil McCrak!!

by Jolan.jpg December 14, 2022

Phil Swift

Our lord and saviour

Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?

by Suvjet November 13, 2017

phil

hottest man on earth

girl 1: i want phil to rail me
girl 2: same.

by definitelynotstraight January 19, 2021

Phil Bruno

Is very nice to his girlfriends.

What a Phil Bruno! Making everyone happy.

by throwaway_9088 January 28, 2022