gum-bal

The sexiest, most handsome, little, skinny, red dread headed man alive. He can Fo Sho be a smart ass dude, with a short temper, and isn’t much of a people person, but he really cares about all children and deep down is a decent human being with morals. He also has 3 beautiful daughters that love him as much as he does them and a grandson that never fails to show his excitement every time he sees his face, loves The Grateful Dead, has a sweet sense of style with the tendency to influence others in that aspect, and his confidence and intellect take his attractiveness to a whole other level! His soulmate that goes by the name “D” or “gumbalsboo” loves him very much and after nearly 20 years still gets butterflies at times when she sees him. And even though he has a very satisfyingly large penis, and a very soft touch that drives her wild she claims that has nothing to do with her constantly growing obsession with him! He is basically perfect in her eyes and the absolute BEST!

Some random Bitch~ Just glances in gum-bals direction

gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me

by gumbalsboo February 24, 2023

Back pocket gum

Back pocket gum is when a person chews gum thoroughly until all the flavor is lost and then proceed to cover someone asshole with said gum

my granny was acting up so I gave her that back pocket gum.

by kingsolo18 April 1, 2023

gum ring

A ring made out of gum.

Johnny gave Jessica a Gum ring shows the word "gum ring" being defined.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 5, 2023

Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum

Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..

Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you

by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023

gum drop kisses

When someone with no teeth gives a blow job and then kisses the ejaculate back in their partners mouth.

That nursing home gives the best gum drop kisses ever!!!

by RoseBudding November 15, 2023

Cum OF Gum

When someone cums in their piece of bubblegum.

Hoob: Bro! I just made a Cum OF Gum! It looks so cool!

Goog: I want a bite!

by mekekekeme February 1, 2024

upper case gums with lower case teeth

When someone has messed up teeth and none are missing including some baby teeth.

Used to describe when someone has some jacked up teeth. Especially when they have all of their adult teeth and still have baby teeth that never fell out but just cramped together. “That bitch has some upper case gums with lower case teeth.”

by RU4BN8 April 8, 2023