Masturbating in the Pacific Ocean
The beach was so full of hot babes, that in order to avoid a woody I had to go in the ocean and get a California Solo
by il brutto March 20, 2013
Get the California Solomug. When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
by JShay00 November 14, 2013
Get the California Calzonemug. Speeding through a traffic intersection while it's yellow and exiting the intersection as it turns red.
Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.
Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.
"Uh oh, the light is still yellow! If I speed up I'll make it. *turns red above the drivers head* whoops! California Pink!"
by anonymous November 9, 2021
Get the California Pinkmug. Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.
My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!
by John Flacek May 24, 2009
Get the California Corncobbermug. by David S Bobby C Josh M Phil L January 22, 2009
Get the California Sunsetmug. The process which involves engaging in anal sex, and your female partner defficates on your penis, you then proceed to insert the penis in the vagina with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the penis and into the vagina. Next, you get a standard size Turkey Baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the shit filled vagina, shake your female partner around while holding the labia together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out shit and water on your face resembling a California Mudslide!!!
I was bored one night so I let my girlfriend hook me up with the California Mudslide. I went to work without showering!
by Spasa Jovanovich January 3, 2008
Get the California Mudslidemug. while gettin head from a hot ass breezie, right before you cum in her mouth, plug her nose and shove the cock further down her throat, so she swallows and chokes on the cum on accident while she inhales for air
i was with this girl, and she was givin head, so i gave her the california choker, and watch her choke while i was on the bed chillen
by kw, jd, rb September 18, 2003
Get the california chokermug.