Adam Shekleton

A short, red man who will "Kiddo" you to the next marching season. You mess up in front of him, you do better and go to jail.

Clarinet: Yo' you're on the wrong dot.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.

by Mini Swol March 14, 2019

Adam Bartley

A man who has a very specific collection, but somehow has accumulated a better, more valuable random collection that does not match his aforementioned primary collection.

I hear that he collects Jason Kidd cards but he's somehow Adam Bartley(ed) a great Kobe Collection

by Grimace0 March 14, 2017

Jermey adams

Pulling a Jermey Adams is when you get your girlfriend pregnant and decide to keep the child

Person 1:Damn did you hear about Jill and Rob? He got her pregnant Person 2:He pulled a Jermey Adams

by Wildbill3764 May 2, 2018

Adam ChuChuChon

Adam fell down the ladder twice and I saw it. I was a cat from the distance. He lured me with food near his tires but then he ran me over. He gave me money and then a second later he takes it back. Turkey is not my favorite food but chicken is.

Adam ChuChuChon is the best friend a cat can ever ask for until he kills you.

by Sorre Dzieci May 3, 2019

adam williams

the most delicious of emo men out there bro. he has so many kitties and birdies and fishies and doggies and his mom is really pretty. and he is the best straight white male ive ever met in my life bro i love my boyfriend he always helps me with my problems and hes my little meow meow raaaaaah

Man i saw adam williams and queefed
passes out cus im anemic
adam williams saves me

by iloveadamwilliama November 3, 2022

shayna adams

The craziest person alive. Known to be kinda cute and has restricting parents. Has pretty much a picture perfect family but might have a couple fake friends. She tries to make other people happy without thinking of herself very often. A Shayna Adams can fall into a depression. She also doesn't get much sleep and can be extremely insecure about herself. If you find a Shayna Adams, make sure you treat her well.

Shayna Adams needs a friend.

by Google eyeball June 22, 2020

Adam Hasanovic

the type of guy that would piss you off then push you in a bush and you wouldn't care about shit

someone: have you meant Adam Hasanovic he makes you fucking chill even if he pushes you in a bush
you: fuck ethan

by Arabic bitch March 4, 2019