Touch and Go

Waking up borderline still drunk or hazy from the night before. Feeling like you are still out of it from too much partying.

Why did I stay out so late? Now I'm touch and go at work!!

by Miss Kate August 30, 2007

Touches Mckids

When a yr12 guy goes out with a yr8 girl

Bogan1:hey man whos that YR12 guy kissin that Yr8 girl

Bogan2:Oh thats just Touches Mckids

by Dwight K Schrute :) May 27, 2009

Muzzle touch

In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.

For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)

Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!

by paltrygrunt June 26, 2009

Jump Touch

a celebratory leap of joy into a fellow leaper, often connecting at the chest, bumping in mid-air to express feelings of joy. This is primarily seen from athletes at sporting events, birthday parties, dog races, and SAT testing facilities.

Jimmy just scored a touchdown. In celebration, Johnny ran up to him for a jump touch as the crowd went wild.

by David Peck March 28, 2008

Touch grass

This saying is used on people who are spending their life doing dumb, cringe, or shitty things. It is told to get that person back to “reality” and go outside and get fresh air. It’s also a good reminder for anyone who’s retarded enough to never exercise to begin with.

It’s also one of the best coping methods for any person who’s addicted to tiktok cringe.

Damn, Dream Stans are so fucking retarded. They really need to touch grass.

by Randomshit_69 July 18, 2022

fancy touching

Poking someone in the side of the ribs with your finger. Preferably if they are wearing a cricket jumper.

Ben sits next to Emily in the office and in moments of boredom likes to poke her, sharply, in the ribs with his forefinger. He laughs, she squeals. This is called 'fancy touching'.

by original Isaac October 2, 2013

Touch Up

The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.

Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.

I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.

by Capt. Scrotal Tuck February 21, 2009