One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper May 20, 2018
Ambivalent Right (noun):
A political group primarily leaning Republican but holding mixed or moderate views on certain social issues, immigration, and foreign policy.
Characterized by alignment with core conservative values on government size, regulation, and economics, while showing more progressive stances on topics like abortion and same-sex marriage.
Often younger and more ethnically diverse than other GOP groups, the Ambivalent Right expresses dissatisfaction with both major political parties, reflecting a complex blend of conservatism with nuanced social views.
A political group primarily leaning Republican but holding mixed or moderate views on certain social issues, immigration, and foreign policy.
Characterized by alignment with core conservative values on government size, regulation, and economics, while showing more progressive stances on topics like abortion and same-sex marriage.
Often younger and more ethnically diverse than other GOP groups, the Ambivalent Right expresses dissatisfaction with both major political parties, reflecting a complex blend of conservatism with nuanced social views.
I live in the Deep South, but I voted purple on the ballot sheet. I want small government and support abortion for medical purposes. I’m conservative, but agree with some Democrat ideologies. I suppose this makes me ambivalent right.
by SouthernSocrates August 11, 2023
A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.
It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.
It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.
by Sir Talkalot July 07, 2018
Mike: Can you believe how wet Stacey got after she was with Alex?
Steve: No shit man! He was doin' it right.
Steve: No shit man! He was doin' it right.
by Douche it out300000 September 06, 2009
"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.
"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."
As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"
Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"
Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013
by gamer5t August 25, 2021
You have Jesus rights.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022