Intention Switching

Lying about previous intentions to try and seem more innocent in a current situation.

“I wasn’t trying to call them a slut, I swear!”
“Benjamin Franklin Debrosse Michelangelo Zée Smith Johnson! You posted 5 xeets about her fuck’n 100 men! Don’t start that intention switching, now!”

by NERASER June 4, 2025

Switch ass hitta

Someone who switches up on his actions, emotions, or feelings when exposed to different social setting.
Someone who switched up on his friends for some tail.
Someone who claims they do a certain action always and then does the contrary.

Hunter is a switch ass hitta for not watching the bachelor with his friends
Kiesling was being a switch ass hitta for throwing a party then not wanting to drink

by Jon B Zeller February 28, 2024

one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.

"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"

by noirline November 12, 2017

cuttin a switch

going into boredom just because too old now

jon was cuttin a switch

by jackonotjacko October 11, 2017

The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

Kill switch

A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!

"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023

Sneaky Switch

The act of switching the pleasuring orafice from the mouth to the anus at a glory hole. Requires a great deal of flexibility and speed to execute correctly and undetected.

I went down to the Lowe's glory hole for a blue job and the guy sneaky switched me. I had to wash off in the sink.

by SlyHoler December 30, 2021