When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp
Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp
Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it
Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it
by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016
Get the Mushroom stamp mug.This is whenot you meet someone and right away you know they are out of their mind and you want to stamp the work crazy right across their forehead.
by MarianneM November 28, 2016
Get the Crazy stamp mug.I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.
by betterego October 22, 2015
Get the time stamp games mug.When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
Get the Food stamp bondage mug.what animals do when they rub or place their dirty buttholes on things leaving something that resembles a stamp made our of their rear chocolate. A perfect examples are dogs who have exposed buttholes like pugs and they like to sit or lay and they move later leave a chocolate stamp behind.
my dog monk loves to sit on me but he backs his butt up on you and one of these days im sure im going to get a chocolate stamping on my clothes.
by 26@65 November 22, 2015
Get the chocolate stamping mug.Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.
by Speegaspegg December 15, 2015
Get the Canoe stamp mug."Dude Stamps" is a play on the term "Food Stamps". It represents women who go on single dates for free drinks, dinner and the leftovers the day after etc... The ability to sustain a lifestyle with random males footing the bill of numerous things to gain the female in questions favor. The best analogy would be "boyfriend welfare".
by scary2004 January 26, 2016
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