The finest, non fee-paying secondary school for boys in south Dublin, providing 'the best education money can't buy' as quoted by the 'Independent' newspaper.
Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.
Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.
Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.
Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.
Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.
Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.
by BenildusStudent March 4, 2011

St Totteringham's Day is an event that has occurred every single year since the 1995-96 English Premier League season. Essentially, it is the day, usually happening in April or May, where it is mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur (hence the name TOTTEringham) to finish higher in the league table than Arsenal - their North London rivals.
In the 2015-16 season, Arsenal shockingly passed Spurs on the last day of the season to finish 2nd. Thus, their fans celebrated St. Totteringham's Day.
by Gus Fring Dies June 21, 2016


When you are giving it to your girlfriend doggy style, then secretly switch with your buddy waiting behind you, walk out of the house, then creep in through the window where she can see. (may require temporary blindfolding.)
by rick239 December 20, 2008

by Dan St.George August 3, 2005

Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!
Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.
Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting
Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.
Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting
by Jon March 14, 2005

The act of love which consists of shitting on your partners belly, aim for the belly button for best results, then folding that person in half, ankles to ears, and penetrating the fold using the feces for lubrication.
The prostitute I hired would not accept me in her mouth after I performed a St. Louis suitcase so I had to murder her.
by TurboSchmitz November 23, 2014
