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Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
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San Franciscan Squeeze

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.
by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021
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Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.
by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021
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Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress
Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.
by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021
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go-go squeeze

i could really go for a go-go squeeze tonight
by very very gay dude March 28, 2022
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The Magenta Squeeze

The act of grabbing your partner's hard pipe with your lips while squeezing it so hard that it changes color to a purple/magenta color.
Dude that girl has some strong lips, she gave me The Magenta Squeeze and made me a happy man.
by PuppyPersonGuy July 21, 2022
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