hooker spit

when your mouth has heavy sticky saliva accumulated. result from excess oxygen intake (running) and gatoraid

man, after that run, i dun got me some hooker spit

by gatorsnatch October 23, 2011

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Spitting Cobra of Love

A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.

On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.

by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010

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Spit, Spunk or a Finger?

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities

- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?

by Thomulas July 22, 2009

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A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

by Arnie P October 15, 2011

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Spit bucket king

Aka Simon l if u don’t no who that is I’ve also write who he is but the he is also the spit bucket king what he does is romp a billy in to his longs has a sip of a drink Nd waterfalls the fuck out of the bucket with the biggest water steam of water out does this bc he can’t handle the dope

Seen a water fall?
Definitely not as big as the spit bucket king

by Brocks also my bitch January 6, 2021

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