Smileybones

Mascot of the U.K. based band the Wildhearts. Appears on the front cover of the 'Don't Be Happy, Just Worry' c.d. from 1992.

The Smileybones banner looked fantastic as the backdrop at the concert.

by Dogdrillr August 30, 2009

Smilorexia

An obsessive disorder which involves an irrational desire for a 'perfect smile'. The smilorexic is difficult to please with conservative cosmetic dental procedures and commonly is a victim of overly aggressive dentists called the 'Veneer Nazis'.

Smilorexia often involves compulsive tooth whitening, flirting with the dentist for discounted cosmetic treatment and extreme mood swings if the treatment does not result in a super-fake artificial smile.

"The smile junky, no longer able to afford the expensive trips to the clinician, shudders in the corner of her apartment. Crumpled boxes of Crest Whitening strips in the corner. She boils the last contents of rembrandt whitening toothpaste in a spoon..."

(see New York Times - Smilorexia)

by VeneerNazi September 1, 2010

Smiley Cookies

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.

Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.

by lolicakes April 22, 2011

smiley veggies

weed, pot, or marijuana

hey can you hook me up with some smiley veggies

by omgijustwanttopostsomthing October 17, 2011

smiley cat emoji

the best cat emoji and one of the best emojis of all

can be used in every occasion

"how are you?"
"fine *smiley cat emoji*"

"i hate you *smiley cat emoji*"

"meow meow *smiley cat emoji*"

by fanibus fred December 20, 2022

Smileyfikenation

Smileyfike Nation is a large group of soldiers led by instagram user @smileyfike with the goal of protecting Dominic Fike.

Oh lawd they coming for Dom again, someone call get smileyfikenation.

by Smileytroop July 30, 2023

African smile mask

A type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos.

Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.

Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!

by Lynch Z February 19, 2010