Friend 1 “Dude, what are you looking for?”
Friend 2 “Dude, i’m looking for your poop sock”
Friend 1 “Oh its April 8th already?”
Friend 2 “Yea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”
Friend 2 “Dude, i’m looking for your poop sock”
Friend 1 “Oh its April 8th already?”
Friend 2 “Yea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”
by SussierTick April 8, 2022

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.
Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."
by NotNix October 29, 2009

by pinjer October 5, 2018

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

by thesheet November 16, 2010

When you cant hold it in anymore, and you just let it out. Maybe blame it on the rather short guy or the tallest guy
Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass.... Why are you blaming it on me I did not fart you dumbass!
by SSSSSSSEWWWHEFART November 9, 2021

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist
by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018
