home slice jelly roll

The whitest thing someone can say.

Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dragons?

by sb18 November 19, 2007

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The Ninth Slice

When considering a pizza, 8 slices is the standard and correct amount to have in any normal situation. An additional ninth slice may not seem to cause any problems but is detrimental to the pizza as a whole. There is no place in the box for this ninth slice to fit, and it simply bothers the other 8 slices. Even after throwing this ninth slice away, it always attempts to make its way back to the box despite the fact that it is clearly unwanted and inferior to the other slices.

Dave: Looks like they gave us nine slices of pizza.
H: I’ll take the ninth slice.
Sheen: Oh I bet you would.

by ShmeatLover XD April 7, 2021

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slimeto

The One And Only Big Slime (Slimeto = Slime me though)

Yeah, who this is? Nah, who this here?
Lil Top, Lil Top or Kentrell, huh?
Or this YoungBoy?
Nigga, this ain't neither one
This Slimeto, bitch ass nigga

by whopSkiiiino March 9, 2022

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sliced cheese

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

by hai guyz November 3, 2005

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