balogna skins

tires that have absolutly no tread left on them

You will never make it up that icy hill with those balogna skins on your truck you jackass.

by alfred q walrustitty April 06, 2007

Skin Harp

A saggy vagina. Usually one you are able to strum on

When me and Katie 69'ed i played her skin harp

by idohavefriends February 25, 2011

skin skiff

The external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. Also known as the penis.

Looks like he is taking the skin skiff to tuna town.

by LucasD May 22, 2008

skin balloon

The act of holding your foreskin closed with your fingers or a small amount of glue and urinating into it causing it to expand like a balloon.

What is David holding over Rays head?

David has been making his foreskin into a skin balloon by urinating into it and popping it on everyone lately. He even skin ballooned Karen!

by Danny’s rusty sheriffs badge January 06, 2023

Skin thirty

A Hand based sundial; when one of your friends asks you what time it is and you're naught wearing your watch and you're naught umbilically attached to your cellular phone and you look at your bare wrist and say skin thirty.

"Hey, jables? What time you got? "
"Uhm.. skin thirty buddy, I'm naught wearing my watch."

by Cthulhu Rex October 06, 2018

skin thirty

Its what you reply to someone when they ask you for the time and you don't have a watch

person 1: hey, what time is it?
person 2: *has no watch* uh...skin thirty

by xgxthx February 10, 2017

Donkey skin

The extra skin on a uncircumcised penis

I ask Earl what the extra skin over the head of his penis was, he said that's just my donkey skin.

by Stool hand Luke January 11, 2016